Saturday, March 7, 2009

Lots of Absurd, Random Craziness.

Hi everyone. I'm sorry I haven't been on here at all. Life has just been so crazy lately. So much stuff has been goin on!!!!! A glass of wine would totally come in handy but my mom doesn't want to let me drink to escape my problems. I guess that's smart on her part though haha

I do have some spankin good news though... I got into the University of Pittsburgh!!! It was the only school that I applied to so I HAD to get in. I was accepted to the School of Education for Wellness.

Other than that, I figured I'd post some pictures of that last couple of weeks. I know how you guys can't get enough pictures. Enjoy!!

The POM people got in touch with me and sent me a case of their pomegranate juice. I love it!!! You know how I love juice though. It's nice, tart, and sassy.

Chugging it down in my favorite bathrobe.

Okay. I know I look so sad here, but it's because I was. haha I was REALLY sick a couple weeks ago and felt like total hell. I knew I'd eventually post a picture of how shitty I looked so there it is.

Here's Corey (My Edward-Boyfriend) and Landsy meeting for the first time. They get along great!! But we all know Landsy is irresistible...

Corey can't come over without getting completely inked with fake tattooes. These are his tramp stamps.

Obviously, his arms couldn't hide either.

My mom bought me a huge pack of glitter tattoos. I didn't like the fairies very much so they definitely weren't going on my body.

Before you say anything, let me explain. I stole a large amount of latex gloves from my dental surgeon's office because he made me wait too long. I've been placing them in random places lately and also blowing them up and drawing on them. I really suck at blowing them up though so Corey had the honor of doing it.

I think this looks just like him... and cow udders.

This is what Corey thinks I look like. I should slap him for this... haha I probably already did.

So sexy, I know.

You know I can't do a post without Mitchel in it. We decided that a cross was a good spot to leave the latex glove. Afterall, Easter is coming up...

Obviously, Landsy was having a great time food shopping. I hadn't seen him in a few months since Mitchel was holding him hostage, but now it's my turn to have a little fun with the guy!

They decided to cement their love for one another in the Giant Eagle checkout line. How classy.

We found this kickass cart in the parking lot so we had to take advantage of it!!!

Takin a walk on the wild side.

My friend, Matt, was February's Rotary Student so Landsy and me wanted to show him some provocative love.

Liebchen and Landsy were getting cozy.

Liebchen is such a fatass. She would NOT leave Mitchel's plate alone whatsoever.

And last but not least, here's my evil cat, Butter. In every picture I have of her, she is usually being possessed by the Devil.

Hope you liked them, guys!!! Have a great Saturday and live it up!!!!!

32 comments:

Reeni♥ said...

I missed the hellll out of you!! Congrats on getting into school! Yay! And I'm so happy to see Corey of the Edward eyes, he is sooooo cute, especially with those fairy tats. Don't be a stranger, I need my cup of Jo.

aredcardigan said...

I AM SOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU JO RIOT AND HE IS SUUUUUCH A CUTIE!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

HAHAHAHAHA THIS POST IS SOOOO GREAT I AM YELLING CAUSE I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BABE!

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

omg yes yes the college ya wanted!!!

Noodlegirl said...

Ahh wondered when u gonna update yoru blog!! Just kidding!! Congrats on the college! I want POM too!!

flower said...

Hey Jo you have been missed, glad your back and congrats on the uni thats great news. As for Corey, very cute:D

miss v said...

did you know the pom people are bad? they test on animals.... just so you know. ;)

Jenn said...

Big congrats on your college acceptance. Yay!

I'm glad you got Landsy out on the town.

The tramp stamps and rubber glove faces are hilarious.

Vegetation said...

Yay! A post!!! HAHAHA I LOVE the fairies on your boyfriend!!!! You look adorable together :)

And you are one brave woman, posting sick photos! But other than looking miserable, I just can't say you look all that terrible! You should see me when I'm not well! Even my family think I look scary :P

Wandering Coyote said...

Nice to see you back posting!

Gina said...

Hello lovey!! Nice pictures, I'm glad to hear it sounds like you are loving life (except for being sick).

Big congrats on getting into school!!

miss v said...

here is some stuff at peta
... i think they've stopped as of like a year ago.... but they did at one point. i just didn't know if you knew... thought i would share. :)

ginger said...

@ miss v's comment...

why would anyone test on animals for JUICE?!?! OMG! WTF!

that's terrifying! i'll have to look further to make sure they stopped testing before i buy anything else from them again...i buy their whole pomegranates, that makes me sad. thanks for the info miss v.

jo...stop apologizing every time you post for not posting more, you silly girl ;) congrats on getting accepted, that's great!

Kat said...

POM juice is tasty but there's nothing like the real thing.

River said...

There she is! What a fun post to perk everybody up!

Pearls of wisdom: a guy that lets you put fake fairy tattoos on his arms is worth keeping for a while! :)

It's good to see Landsy again! You could have a whole blog just about Landsy's adventures.

Liebchen and Butter are such cuties! Even if Butter is possessed by the devil.

Congrats on getting into the University of Pittsburgh!! You're Miss. Smarty Pants! That's your new nickname from now on.

Tea Time With Melody said...

Congrats in getting into Univ. of Pittsburgh. What an accomplishment!

Juliet said...

Congrats on getting into college. That's huge and a wonderful accomplishment! I'm very proud of you. :)

Emily said...

Ooooh POM. I can't wait for mine to get here! It looks delicious...

Burp and Slurp~! said...

your pictures are always so fun! loved that expression on your "sad" face...but aawww...hope you're feeling much better now!

Veggie Wedgie said...

The POM bRAND has been funding animal experiments, I used to drink it until one day I found out and Iwas really upset.
More on that here http://steve-adler-raw.blogspot.com/2006/09/pom-animal-testing_115838359197368113.html

Michelle said...

Hey Jo! Congratulations on your acceptance!! That's great. I love your posts..they're definitely random but it always looks like you have a lot of fun!

sweet26 said...

haha what a fun post, i'm glad i found your blog! love the tramp stamps- hilarious!

Jen aka Jewbacca said...

you are hee-larious. i think it's funny how yer boyfriend will let you cover him in fake tattoos. next time try some drag. ;)

Sharon said...

Hahaha, this is such a fun post! I love it!!!!! And oh my gosh, rockin those tattoos!

Joie de vivre said...

You are so funny! Congratulations on the University of Pittsburgh! That is my dad's alma mater! Corey is definitely smitten with you to allow you to do that to him. :)

Megan said...

i so adore landsy. he is such a classy fellow, wearing clothes and whatnot.

yayyyy for college! :)

Mihl said...

Welcome back! And congrats on getting into university!

Wandering Coyote said...

Hey Joanna, there's an award waiting for you over at ReTorte!

Bethany said...

Hmmm... I wonder if you call him Edward by mistake. I bet you do. He's obviously a dedicated boyfriend if he'll use the yucky glitter tatts.

If I ever open up a business, I will be sure to lock up the cabinets if I keep you waiting :)

Liebchen has the same plate licking skilz as Kobie. dirty dogs!

Kids Furniture said...

I have enjoyed watching your pictures, it looks fun!

Wine Lover said...

I simply love the balloons you two have made :)

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