Sunday, December 21, 2008

Oh What A Night

Hi everyone!!! I’ve missed you guys so much!!! I haven’t really been blogging the past few days because of work. I’ve worked 25 hours this weekend so I am just plain tired. I’m scheduled for Monday, but I’m NOT going in haha. I just don’t care. I got somebody else to take my shift so I could finally have a day free of insane lunatics.

So much hilarious stuff has been going on, but the funniest (and somewhat painful) was last night with Mitchel. My mom bought us Survivor buffs so we wore them everywhere. They are the coolest things I've ever seen. We went to this really ghetto mall, and then did some food shopping with Lands' End Dog. We stayed in the card aisle forever just reading how ridiculous all of them were. I ended up slicing my leg open on a card rack because I was laughing so hard haha I got blood all over the floor and on my sister's $70 jeans. But honestly, if you're gonna spend that much on jeans, then you just know they are gonna get ruined. After we got home, we played on my parent's light-up animals outside, tried to open a coconut, and ended up smashing it on my sidewalk because we were frustrated. Here's a ton of photos-

Mitchel with his Survivor buff- he's so proud.

Mitchel as a freezing Middle Eastern woman.

Our favorite dog in the world is right where we want him.

If you stare too much- you'll get lost in his eyes.

Causing madness in the organic aisle- it's what we do best.

We love apricot filling... and looking like bank robbers.

Mother-son moment. Landsy loves reading cards to me. He's such a doll.

I'm positive the other customers were just as scared and annoyed as this cat... thank god!!

The battle wound. I was surprised at how much it bleed. It left a nice little puddle on the floor.

This is so gross, but I couldn't help showing you guys. I was cracking up the ENTIRE time!! I'm sure if these were my pants, though, I'd be pissed!!! hehe

Licking the wound to make it better

I LOVE Twilight!!!!!!!! Well, that picture is kind of a lie. I haven't read the book, but I've seen the movie. I just think reading makes me look studious.

My Survivor buff/babushka will never leave my side!!

Trying to cut open the coconut- we are such idiots.

I do not trust myself with knives and you shouldn't either.

Getting some action with the moose. I'm sure the neighbors loved it.

Dating profile: Mitchel enjoys long walks at the grocery store, dancing to Britney Spears, and riding polar bears.

I didn't think slamming the coconut on the sidewalk would break it... but it did. haha it got everywhere!!! My mom was going crazy because she thought it would stain the concrete.

So romantic!!

I hope your weekend was just as crazy as mine was!!! Actually, I take that back. You'd probably be suicidal and weird if you worked at Sears, so stay away!!! Now you know what kind of employees Sears hires haha

23 comments:

aredcardigan said...

so am i right or am i right in naming you JO RIOT?????

i've missed you hun! was wondering where the heck you've been. stop having a life! get back online with us!lol.

sorry about your cut...hope it heals soon.

the dog has me lolling all to myself in the room now.

XOXO

aredcardigan said...

young lady are u on fb??

K said...

Glad to hear you got some time off! Looks like you two had a blast :)

flower said...

Aww your poor knee :(
Looks like you had a great time tho Id love to have seen the reaction of the other shoppers haha

Lauren said...

Hey Jo! I got the sprouted grain pasta at Trader Joes. I actually posted a picture of them the other day after I went to Trader Joes along with the other goodies I got there. :)

jessy said...

aaaaaahahahahaa! i love your super fun evenings of awesomeness with Mitchel and the pooch! they always made me laugh & smile, Joanna! i wish i was there to partake in all the madness & fun, too! hope your knee heals fast! and happy holidays!

foodfashionfun said...

Oh yummy, Bread sounds sooo good! Especially the kind that you are making!
Yay! You got the Survivor Buffs, still planning on wearing it the gym?? hehe
Do you take Lands End dog everywhere? That is so awesome and looks like loads of fun! Mitchel looks like he is alot of fun too, haha
Ouch, sorry about the cut! But that is kind of funny, lol.
Right now I am really bored. We have a lady here washing the tile floors and cleaning the windows, so I can't really do anything, which is so so boring!
WHen does your work schedule at Sears let up? You're not going to work though Christmas are you? I hope not!

Wandering Coyote said...

You are hilarious!

Pearl said...

oh my gosh - you are so funny, but seriously: are you OK? did you ever get a tetanus shot? cause that metal rack sometimes isn't very sanitary..

sorry, it's the mom in me :).

lands end dog is SO cute! haha were you at least able to enjoy the coconut after breaking it open?

River said...

Jo, you're always having so much fun! I think that last picture with you guys holding the coconut halves is my favorite, you're way too cute!

That is a nasty cut! I hope it heals soon!

Culinarywannabe said...

What a weekend!! Looks like a great time. Except for the leg that is - but hey, maybe you'll have a tiny scar to remember the good times. :) Happy Holidays!!

Juliet said...

Hahahahha. You are hilarious!! Looks like you had tons of fun. I'm sorry you hurt your knee, though.. :(

Reeni said...

You are cracking me up! Just what I needed to lift my spirits! I love the Survivior buffs and land's end went on an outing again, yay! I hope your booboo is better.

Megan said...

i love Landsy!

& mitchel as a freezing middle eastern woman ahahha.

what a fab trio you are!

For the Love of Guava said...

man I wouldn't mess with apricot filling armed bandits like you two crazy kids...intimidating...

Sammy said...

Hahaha omg your posts are funny. That cut is hardcore!

Molls said...

ha, it looks like you had an amazing weekend! don't work yourself to death!! happy holidays!

HangryPants said...

Looks like you are having tons of fun when you're not working!

Michelle said...

You guys are so hilarious and adorable!! Have a wonderful holiday season, Jo. Congrats on your great grades!!

Tea Time With Melody said...

You two seem pretty wild and crazy. If I was your mom I'd be freaking out about the coconut juice on the cement too! lol

Jenn said...

I love adventures with Lands End Dog...

For future reference...
http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/

Bethany said...

you're crazy :) first a falling off toenail, then a bloddy knee. what's next?

aaaaw! Landsy wants a survivor band thingee, too!

Coconuts are sort of scary because busting them open can mean danger to all around. I typically use a screw driver and a hammer (which is also dangerous).

OMG, I read twilight and the one after that and they sucked. What a terrible writer. Anne Rice does a way better job at writing about whiney vamps. I know you're going to kill me, but that's the truth. I'm forcing Andy to read them as torture.

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